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Lama’s: Datingshow met Fátima Moreira de Melo

Posted in Dating  by Free Offer Junk | January 5th, 2009

Een fragment van “De Datingshow” met Fátima Moreira de Melovan uit het populaire BNN-programma De Lama’s

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Funny Movies Worth A Look: Free Tv Online

Posted in entertainment  by one fifteen | January 4th, 2009

With the year 2008 almost finished American filmakers sent to screen well over 275 films. Of the three hundred, about seventy are meant to tickle our funny bones. Here are some of the funniest movies put on screen this year.

ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO: The bills are piling up and Zack and Miri, platonic friends since childhoold, really need to find an answer to their money problems. Their solution? Oh, thats easy, start making pornos. As you can imagine this is a perfect enviornment for a great comedy.

STEP BROTHERS: When two 40 year olds, who each live with their single parents, find themselves having to live in the same room because their parents have wed, we see that they are bound to have problems. Having the combination of Reilly and Ferrell acting as these two idiots, and the table is set for a racous comedy. This film is a sure fire bet if your looking for some laughs.

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS: Full time stoner Dale Denton unfortunately has just viewed a crooked cop, and the local drug king pin, commit a murder. The killers know he has seen the crime. Knowing they’ve seen him, he drops his joint of pineapple express, and he flees. The weed is so special, that the bad guys can trace it. The “fun” is on, the bad guys are hunting, and Dale and dealer Saul are on the run.

HAMLET 2: Failed actor Mr. Marshz has found himself teaching theater classes at the high school to students who just don’t care. The school loses a building due to destruction, so the administration decides the acting classes will be what is dropped. With a challenge now in front of him, he tries to save the theater classes by producing Hamlet 2, an original interpretation of the Shakespeare classic, which is his own work.

FORGETTING SAHRAH MARSHALL: Grief stricken from a break up with long time girlfriend Sarah, an actress in a chessy sitcom, Peter finally plans to escape to Oahu to get past the break up. Of course, when he checks into the resort hotel, the first thing he sees is sarah and her new man, who’s bigger than life. This sets up as a fun filled romantic comedy.

GET SMART: Agent 86 is here again, can you believe it? would you believe..? KAOS vs CONTROL, the shoe phone, and all the great one liners. It is worth the look back at the world of KAOS and CONTROL.

MADAGASCAR: ESCAPE 2 AFRICA: This is obviously the sequel to the highly acclaimed Madagascar. The small group of animal friends want to go back to the zoo in New York, from their first adventure. With things going wrong again, with the Penguins leading them astray, they are off to Africa, for more adventures.

ROLE MODELS: Danny (Paul Rudd) and Wheeler (William Scott) a couple of energy drink promoters, are going to see some hard jail time after trashing the company truck. The option to get out of being locked up is to work in community service for 150 hours. They will have to mentor troubled kids in a community service program. The stage is set for some good comedy.

TROPIC THUNDER: Overloded with good actors this film is a claasic parody of popular war films. To get better results from his super star cast to make a first rate war movie, the desperate director into the wild, and leaves them there by themselves. The plan is to scare them so they will produce a work of genius, that will be recorded on hidden cameras. Unbelievabley, as the director blows up on an old French land mine, the actors are now truely on their own, and they think there acting, when things start to get very real. Stars include Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr., and Tom Cruise.

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Best Comedy Films in 2008

Posted in entertainment  by Tally Redfields | January 2nd, 2009

In 2008 The major movie companies brought movie lovers over 350 films. Out of all these movies, some where around sixty or seventy fit into the comedy genre. Here are some of the best funny movies produced in 2008.

GET SMART: Maxwell Smart, as agent 86, is at it again, can you believe it? would you believe..? The evil organization (KAOS) vs the good guys (CONTROL), the shoe phone, and all the classic quotes. It is is a fun look back at the world of KAOS and CONTROL.

MADAGASCAR: ESCAPE 2 AFRICA: This is the continuation to the box office hit Madagascar. The four animal heroes, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, and Gloria the Hippo are ready to go back to the Central Park Zoo, from their first adventure. As oppossed to going home, thanks to those wacky Penguins again, they now are headed to their true homeland, Africa.

ROLE MODELS: Danny (Paul Rudd) and Wheeler (William Scott) who sell energy drinks, are facing jail time because they binged and trashed the company truck. The way they can avoid jail time is to perform 150 hours of community service. The catch is they will have to work as mentors with difficult children in a community service program. A good situation for some good laughs.

TROPIC THUNDER: With an abundance of acting talent we find ourselves watching a parody of recent war movies. To get a realistic performance from his crew to create a quality war film, the now venturesome director into the middle of nowhere, leaving them to fend for themselves. His plan is to frightnen them so they will produce a work of genius, that will be recorded on hidden cameras. Incredibly, because the director steps on an old land mine and dies, the spoiled actors are on their own, and they think there acting, when things start to get very real. Stars include Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr., and Tom Cruise.

ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO: The bills are piling up and Zack and Miri, platonic friends since childhoold, really need to find an answer to their money problems. Their solution? Easy, make pornos. As you can imagine this is a perfect enviornment for a fun movie.

STEP BROTHERS: Two forty year old child adults, who still live with their single parents, find themselves having to share a room because their parents marry, we see that they are bound to have problems. With Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly acting as these two idiots, and the conditions are right for a racous comedy. This comedy looks like a must see for a good time this year.

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS: Underacheiveing pothead Dale has just witnessed a crooked cop, and a big time dealer, commit a murder. He was spotted witnessing the crime. Knowing they’ve seen him, he unwittingly throws down his joint, a unique version called pineapple express, and runs. The pot is so unique, that the bad guys can trace it. The chase is on, the bad guys are hunting, and Dale and dealer Saul are on the run.

HAMLET 2: Unsucessful actor Dana Marshz now finds himself teaching theater classes at the high school to uninspired high schoolers. The school loses a building due to destruction, so the powers to be feel the acting classes will be what is dropped. Fully inspired, he plans to save the program by producing Hamlet 2, a new version of the classic, which he put to paper himself.

FORGETTING SAHRAH MARSHALL: Down in the dumps after an undesired break up with long time girlfriend Sarah, a TV sitcom actress, Peter finally plans to take a vacation to a Hawaiian resort to start anew and forget about Sarah. As one might expect, upon checking into the resort, he runs into the woman who just left him and her new boyfriend, who has it all. This sets up as a thoughtful romantic comedy.

Thesw films, and thousands more, are availiable to buy, get as a rental, or you can even down load movies right onto your hard drive. Dowloading movies from internet vendors has fast become one of the most popular ways for aquiring movies. Look on the internet to locate websites to start getting free downloads. This is one of the best opportunities to build a massive collection of movies.

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Funny Movies Currently Aviliable: Games Shareware Downloads

Posted in entertainment  by Theater Fan | December 31st, 2008

With the year 2008 almost finished American filmakers presented us with three hundred plus movies. Out of all these movies, over 70 are in the comedic genre. The following are some of the most popular laughers that you can see this year.

FORGETTING SAHRAH MARSHALL: Ater suffering a devastating break up with his girlfriend Sarah, a TV sitcom actress, Peter (Jason Segal) decides to escape to the Hawaiian Islands to start anew and forget about Sarah. As fate would have it, when he arrives at his hotel, the first people he sees are his ex and her new boyfriend, who’s bigger than life. This sets up as a thoughtful romantic comedy.

HAMLET 2: Dana Marshz, formerly a small time actor, has settled into teaching theater classes at the high school to students who just don’t care. When they lose a building at the campus, the administration decides the theater curriculum must be eliminated. Wanting to fight, he is determined to save the program by producing Hamlet 2, a sequel to the original work, which he put to paper himself.

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS: Underacheiveing pothead Dale unfortunately has just viewed a crooked police man, and a big time dealer, kill someone. He was spotted, and they know he has seen what’s gone down. Knowing they’ve seen him, he drops his joint of pineapple express, and takes off. The weed is so special, that the bad guys can. The chase is on, Dale and his pot dealer friend Saul are on the run.

STEP BROTHERS: When two child like older men, who both live at home with one parent, are going to live in the same bedroom because their parents have wed, big problems loom. Put Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly playing the parts, and this seems to be a great recipe for lots of laughs. This movie is a must see if your looking for some laughs.

ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO: The bills aren’t getting paid and Zack and Miri, life long platonic friends who live together, need to come up with some cash soon. What’s their solution? Simple, make a dirty movie. Obviously this is a perfect enviornment for a great comedy.

GET SMART: Agent 86 makes a return to the big screen, and he has us right where he wants us. The classic james bond spy spoof, the shoe phone, and all the classic quotes. This is a modern day version that looks back at the antics of Maxwell Smart.

MADAGASCAR: ESCAPE 2 AFRICA: This is obviously the next in the sequence to the hugely successful movie Madagascar. The four animal heroes, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, and Gloria the Hippo are ready to go back to the zoo in New York, from their first adventure. Instead, due to the Penguins, they now are headed to their true homeland, Africa.

ROLE MODELS: Danny (Paul Rudd) and Wheeler (William Scott) a couple of energy drink sales people, are looking at jail time after destroying the company vehicle while binging. The option to get out of serving jail time is to work in community service for 150 hours. Their task will be to mentor some kids in a community service program. Let the fun begin.

TROPIC THUNDER: Filled with great actors we soon see this movie is a claasic parody of popular war films. In order to inspire his crew to create a quality war film, the now venturesome director into the middle of nowhere, and leaves them there by themselves. The goal is to scare them into producing a war classic, which hidden cameras will capture. Unbelievabley, as the director steps on an old land mine and dies, the crew is left on its own, and they are covinced everything is just an act, but the bullets flying are actually real. Great cast with incredible make up for Robert Downey Jr.and Tom Cruise.

All of these movies, and many, many more, are yours to buy, rent, or can be down loaded to your computer. Getting movie downloads from internet vendors has fast become one of the most popular ways to get movies. Check the internet for sites to access this technology. It’s the best way to build a large collection of films.

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♥ Dating Advice: Am I a bad kisser?

Posted in Dating  by Free Offer Junk | December 28th, 2008

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♥ Dating Advice: “I’m worried that I might be a really bad kisser. How should I kiss a guy?”

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♥ Dating Advice: The guy I’m crazy about told me he loved me but

Posted in Dating  by Free Offer Junk | December 28th, 2008

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♥ Dating Advice: “The guy I’m crazy about told me he loved me but I didn’t say it back. Now he’s pulled away and I want him back!”

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♥ Dating Advice: “What are your Rules for Dating?”

Posted in Dating  by Free Offer Junk | December 27th, 2008

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* After boinking for the first time, guys you MUST call her later the same day. If you don’t, the girl will think you just wanted sex. (So if you did just want sex, then don’t call her until later.) At the very least, send her a text message.

GOOD AFTER-BOINKING TEXT MESSAGE VS. BAD TEXT MESSAGE

Good: Have a great day, sweetheart.
Bad: Thank you, come again. Heh, heh.

Good: You were amazing. You are so hot!
Bad: You were amazing. You are so hot!… compared to the ugly beasts I usually get with.

Good: I had great time with you. :) Bad: I had a great time with your v@gina.

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Throwing The Perfect Party

Posted in business  by Carol Ann | December 26th, 2008

At some time in most of our lives, we have hosted a party that has not been the greatest success. A party is a time for people to get together, eat and drink and have a good time, and it is up to the host to choreograph it so that it actually works. So what makes some parties successful when others are just humdrum? It all comes down to the planning. You will need to consider the theme, the menu, the guest list, and even decorations. There is a fine line, though, between hosting a great party and having an over planned event that isn’t a success. Here are some helpful tips for your next great event.

THE GUEST LIST, INVITATIONS & THEME: These are three very important items. First decide what type of theme you want for your party, or if you even want one. If you are not sure, go online and look up themes, there are some really great ideas on the web, and not only will they provide you with some great party ideas, but also decoration and food options as well. Keep it simple, just start with a basic theme and then move on to the guest list. Choosing guests who all know each other, can be a big mistake. If you can invite some people from the different areas of your life, it tends to make for a much better party. In other words, don’t just try to get the perfect combination of people, try and mix it up a bit. This will usually make for a much better party. Choose your invitations according to your theme.

DECORATIONS & FOOD: Next to the guest list, the thing people will remember about your party is the food. It is not necessary to present excessively elaborate food in order for your party to be a success. For most events today, finger food works perfect. Have some old favorites and maybe one or two new recipes you’ve been wanting to try. If people can grab a napkin and walk with their food as they mingle and talk, it makes for a warmer atmosphere. Decorations in the entry way are a good idea, as they will set the tone. That’s all your decorations are supposed to do: dictate the theme, not be necessarily noticed at every turn. A centerpiece also can help in that regard. Again, keep it simple.

KEEP IT STRUCTURED: Be sure to include in your planning some ice breaking activities at the beginning to let people get to know each other. Also, be sure to have some music, on theme, and ready to turn on to help create the atmosphere. Also, be sure to have some simple activities planned and on the side, that you can quickly pick up if there is a lull in the party. If you don’t need them, don’t use them, but the successful host or hostess is always prepared for whatever comes there way.

Your party invitations should list a beginning and an ending time for the party. It is important for guests to have an idea of what is expected. If your event is too long, then you will have the inevitable stragglers and it can become uncomfortable for everyone who’s left. I’ve found that hosting parties between two and four hours is a good formula. But the biggest key to your party’s success will be the planning. Consider that, don’t overdo it, and have fun at your next event.

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Dating Losers

Posted in Dating  by Free Offer Junk | December 24th, 2008

My mom used to work for a dating service in the 80s. She kept a bunch of tapes and I edited clips of all the best losers. Enjoy

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