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Director: Christopher Toy
Shot and edited by Luke Rocheleau
Music: Christopher and Loren Toy
Guitar: Loren Toy
Lyrics: Christopher Toy, Luke Rocheleau and Fulton Hawk
Unit Publicist: Anthony Begonia
(Disclaimer: I am very aware of the fact that the lyrics are stereotyped. This video is not made as a serious piece. This video is a comedic satire/social commentary. Please, do not believe a word I say in this song. Thank you for not taking this video seriously.)
Verse 1
Tell me was it my xanga? My anime or my manga?
Did I turn you away with all my references to Bleach, Full Metal Alchemist and such?
I know, I stood in line to reserve my Pokemon Pearl
I admit my share of raiding in that Warcraft World
Please give me a chance, am I asking too much?
Chorus
You are the best thing that’s ever happened to me
I love you more than I love rice and kim chee
At times I may be timid, at times I may be shy
But just because I’m not the white guy doesn’t mean I’m not the right guy
Verse 2
You like to watch him eat with chopsticks, it’s so cute to watch him try
But I’ve got crazy ninja chopstick skills that’d make a grown man cry!
Is it really wrong to still live at home? (with my mom…)
Not a single soul can match my skills at DDR
You know that I don’t drift every time you’re in my car
Is it really a crime to keep the plastic on my couch and on my phone?
Chorus 2
I need you more than “fortune” needs “cookie”
You’re more important than my computer science degree
At times I may be nerdy, but that don’t mean I don’t try
Just because I’m not the white guy, doesn’t mean I’m not the right guy
Bridge
You said I was selfish cause I spent all my time on my medical degree
But you know, I was only trying to take care of you and our extended families
Chorus 3
Can’t you see, I’d rather have “us” than have a wii
For you I’d get straight A’s in school, never once get a single “B”
My arms are not hairy, Korean dramas make me cry
Just because I’m not the white guy doesn’t mean I’m not the right guy
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GOOD AFTER-BOINKING TEXT MESSAGE VS. BAD TEXT MESSAGE
Good: Have a great day, sweetheart.
Bad: Thank you, come again. Heh, heh.
Good: You were amazing. You are so hot!
Bad: You were amazing. You are so hot!… compared to the ugly beasts I usually get with.
Good: I had great time with you. Bad: I had a great time with your v@gina.
Remember when we first met John McClane?
Argyle picked him up from the plane,
And took him down to Nakatomi Tower…
To meet with Holly.
He came to get her back and to be her man,
But Hans and his buddies fucked up the plan,
And that’s about when everything went sour
At the Christmas party.
And the terrorists were over-zealous,
But it was sweet when they killed Ellis!
And, with a little help from Allen,
John McClane kicked ass!
We’re gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We’re gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We’re gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We’re gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!
No one dies harder than John McClane,
Even when his wife’s stuck on a plane
About to crash into the Potomac River…
On the eve of Christmas.
And airport security kicked him out,
But John McClane is just too damn proud,
And nothing could have made him not deliver…
‘Cause that’s his business!
And with a lot of fights and gunplay
He blew that plane up on the runway.
And, with a little help from Allen,
Holly’s plane could land!
We’re gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We’re gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We’re gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We’re gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
No one dies harder than John McClane,
Saving all the passengers on the train.
But Simon wasn’t clear with his intentions:
It was just a distraction!
And there was no way McClane could know
That Hans Gruber was Simon’s bro.
And that’s what made it “Die Hard: With A Vengeance”
With Samuel Jackson!
And the good cop wouldn’t miss this,
Even though it wasn’t Christmas.
He didn’t get any help from Allen…
But only in part three!
We’re gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We’re gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We’re gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We’re gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!
Finally we’re back with John McClane
Now we got a choice, and the choice is plain:
We can live free or we can die hard,
As hard as we can.
From taking on a terrorist he’s never met,
To taking on an F-35 jet,
With the greatest car explosions by far…
This sure looks sweet, man!
And we know what the basic gist is:
There ain’t no Allen, and it’s not Christmas.
We don’t know but we’re pretty sure that
John McClane kicks ass!
We’re gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We’re gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We’re gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We’re gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!
Bad: I had a great time with your v@gina.